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Think about this:

1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

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COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
To the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
Unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
Our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
Written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
Over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
Politicians .... It creates a hostile work environment.

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1 comments:

U Name It! said...

That last one is really funny....made me laugh. Have you looked at our U Name It site???? I'd love to make something for you. Pick out anything!!! It's on the house. :)
BTW: My mom had an anencephaly baby girl 3 years before I was born. She feels your pain, and so do I. God Bless you over and over