Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
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COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
That during the mad cow epidemic our government could track
a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right
To the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
Unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around
Our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..
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THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was
Written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for
Over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse or Congress is this --
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
Politicians .... It creates a hostile work environment.
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SGM Visits The Alpha Sigma Phi Fraternity House
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The first time I spoke to the gentleman from Alpha Sigma Phi, I wondered
how they would respond. I walked into the room filled with college boys,
wea...
3 years ago
1 comments:
That last one is really funny....made me laugh. Have you looked at our U Name It site???? I'd love to make something for you. Pick out anything!!! It's on the house. :)
BTW: My mom had an anencephaly baby girl 3 years before I was born. She feels your pain, and so do I. God Bless you over and over
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